How to save babies’ lives
Wednesday, February 15th, 2006As I was hurrying to get home from work today, this guy was completely holding up the line of people filing down the subway stairs. He had stopped on the way down to touch a deteriorating part of the ceiling and mutter “morons” to himself. I thought perhaps he had his definition wrong.
By the time I was seated in a pleasantly uncrowded F train car I had forgotten all about the guy. Then, just before the doors closed, he walked on to the car and took his place in the middle, where people usually go to beg for money for some reason or another.
This guy was different. He started off with something about how dangerous it was using MTA and pulled out a piece of the subway wall from some concealed spot to show that the subways were in disrepair. He shouted that someone (possibly a political figure, though I wasn’t familiar with the name) didn’t care. Then the best part: He held up the piece of wall to the ceiling of the subway car and told us to imagine if it fell on a little baby. [I would like to add that he told us that he pulled this wall piece from the L subway stop at some location I don’t recall; the only way it could fall on anyone is if he dropped it while vandalizing the station.]
And what has caused the subways to be in such a dangerous condition? Apparently, it’s the Daily News. He said something like, “If you want to save [money, right? No…] people’s lives [ha!], don’t buy the Daily News.” You meet all sorts of crazies on the subways of New York.
What makes this all the more entertaining is that on the street on the way home from my subway stop, I passed a guy handing out free copies of the Daily News. Influenced by the guy on the subway, I didn’t take a copy; that, or I just didn’t have an easy way to dispose of newspapers.